P - "A bigger ball. It's soft on the outside but the hard part is diminished. It's a bit retarded to be honest with you."
O - "So it's more like a softball, I assume?"
P - "Not quite. Picture a ball about the size of a beach ball. Only it's softer on the outside but the hard part is diminished."
O - "Ok, so it's like a softer, diminished, larger beach ball?"
P - "It's a bit retarded, I know."
O - "No, no. Just a bit unrealisitic, that's all."
P - "I prefer retarded."
O - "Retarded it is then."